With Friends Like This…

You know, I love hockey just as much as I love football, even though the rest of this country doesn’t seem to give a shit about the former. Why is it that if Peyton Manning drives the Colts downfield for a game-winning score, every ESPN analyst lines up to suck his cock, cradle his balls, and speak of how his “future hall of fame” man juice tastes of victory? Yet if Sidney Crosby or Niklas Lidstrom score a game-winning goal in overtime, they’d be lucky if the man behind the SportsCenter desk even utters his first name.

It seems like the only time people care about hockey is when something bad happens. Well, here you go fuckers…


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