…In 1809: Abraham Lincoln was a mere day away from emancipating himself through a vagina.
…In 1926: Mrs. Nielsen gave birth to her son and considered naming him Shirley. The young boy sternly asked not to be called that, suggesting “Leslie” instead.
…In 1936: Burt Reynolds was welcomed into a world that was wholly unaware of just how sexy the moustache can be.
…In 1963: Sylvia Plath proved that we really are all dying…by dying herself.
…In 1964: Sarah Palin was born and immediately began formulating ways to give a bad name to women, republicans, Americans, the human race, etc.
…In 1986: Boy George made a guest appearance on The A-Team and subsequently caused every grizzled male viewer to quiver as they questioned their sexual orientation.
…In 1990: James “Buster” Douglas upset Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson, and someone couldn’t have been more wrong when they told Iron Mike “things can only get better.”
…In 2006: Dick Cheney goes hunting and shoots his friend in the face; no joke needed.
And of course, Roger Dolata and Koren Sundquist decided to play things “not so safe,” leaving them with this exactly 28 years ago today…
Happy Birthday to me!
I will now destroy you all.
Tags: Abraham Lincoln, birthday, Boy George, Burt Reynolds, Buster Douglas, Dick Cheney, Dolata, February 11, Leslie Nielsen, Mike Tyson, Sarah Palin, Sundquist, Sylvia Plath
February 11, 2010 at 10:00 pm |
You will never destroy me, you puny earthling! Happy Birthday, James!
February 12, 2010 at 6:33 am |
Happy birthday Dude! Your destruction is accepted! Sorry about being a day late FaceBook reminded me but I didn’t want to be that dude!
February 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm |
Nice James, Love your references. Hope u had a great bday. Now commence the destroying……
February 15, 2010 at 7:24 am |
Will do sir.
February 15, 2010 at 10:33 am |
I have forgotten who it was but I first found out about your site from a link posted on Twitter. . Fancy the content I have seen so far and will certainly return to read more afterward. By the way, are you on Twitter?
February 16, 2010 at 7:35 am |
No. Between MySpace and Facebook and this site, I don’t have the energy for anything else.