A Few Changes

Whew.  It’s been quite a while since I’ve updated this site; my apologies to all for my negligence, but I was busy getting married.  So, let me quickly answer all your questions.

-Yes, I’m still glad I got married.

-Yes, the wedding went well.

-No, I really don’t feel that different.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to the important stuff; and by that I could mean nothing else but the Fall television lineup.  That’s right folks, all the shows you should be watching, like It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, The League, The Office, 30 Rock, and Californication, are returning for their new seasons.  And of course, after a painstaking 18 month hiatus, Kenny Powers  will be bringing that beautiful mullet back into our living rooms with a fresh season of Eastbound & Down.  And while most of us patiently waited for Danny McBride to grace us with a second season, others felt that it was just too long of a wait.  For example…

In case you can’t tell who the guy on the right is, let me help me out.

First take away the mullet.  Then look closely and picture him with a ton of makeup, fake prosthetic breasts, and surrounded by ignorant picketing parents who are blaming him for the shooting at Columbine.  That’s right, the Antichrist Superstar himself, Marilyn Manson, may have finally been driven to a schizophrenic state by the prolonged absence of his favorite premium cable show.

Well, at least it’s not True Blood.

So settle into your couch’s ass groove and get your DVRs ready.  It’s gonna be awesome.

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4 Responses to “A Few Changes”

  1. Erin Says:

    James you’re my favorite. So is Kenny Powers.

  2. gene Says:

    wow…B. and i watched episodes 1-3 of Eastbound & Down last night. it is fucking awesome. a good suggestion…

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