Look.Listen.Read: “Hips Don’t Lie (Remix?)”

Today, I came home from work, sat down, and turned the TV on.  After a minute or two of channel surfing, I realized that the earth will soon implode upon itself.  Why you ask?  Because a happening has overcome the world that can only mean the end of days is upon us.  It’s rarer than an eclipse and more unbelievable than a giant alien aircraft heading toward our planet on a kamikaze mission.  Yes, it’s that bad (and no, it has nothing to do with a bunch of dead birds).  Today at 4:00pm central time, two different premium cable networks were simultaneously airing Three Men And A Baby and Three Men And A Little Lady.  What on earth were they thinking!?!  Don’t the powers that be realize that mortal man can only handle so much Guttenberg at once.  And when combined with the glorious cum-catcher mustache of Tom Selleck, mankind doesn’t even stand a chance.  I only hope that your fortunate enough to read this before the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rain down from the heavens to deliver their death blow with a Police Academy marathon.

If you are one of the few who has found their way onto this site, consider yourself lucky.  You now have the opportunity to see the most important viral video ever created before this earth becomes a pile of smoldering ash.  So enjoy, and let Shakira and Danzig help you smile your last smile before you realize that I couldn’t think of any other way to introduce this video.


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