Archive for February, 2013

Life Imitating Farts

February 28, 2013

Everyday we are faced with challenges, some more daunting than others. Whether it be the simple will to get out of bed and face the day or the unyielding struggle to reach a higher station in life, we must constantly navigate a menagerie of obstacles to give ourselves the most fulfilling existence possible. What is often lost as we run the race of life is all the little things we accomplish that lead to our momentous life-changing experiences.

Everyday by necessity we employ our own version of a “crawl before you walk” mentality. Small victories, which we often forget within a day’s time, end up speaking volumes to levels we could never fathom. We get our bills paid on time. We cook a nice dinner for ourselves. And of course, we use the guise of a noisy environment to pass gas around complete strangers.

Unfortunately, these small conquests often go unnoticed and unappreciated. Until now, that is.

hidethefart

That’s right. Hide The Fart, the latest game I found for my Kindle Fire, gives us all the opportunity to relive those glorious moments that only a stealth fart can provide.

Click here for the Google Play download.

Kurt Cobain Would Be 46 Years Old Today

February 20, 2013

Cobain
There isn’t much that can be said about Nirvana’s front-man that hasn’t already been documented by millions of other writers and fans. So let’s just leave it at this:

1. Any good music created since April of 1994 owes a debt to Kurt Cobain.
2. Any bad music created since April of 1994 can be blamed on the fact that Cobain was not alive.

Now which one should I listen to?

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Look.Listen.Read: Squirrel

February 5, 2013

I hadn’t thought about this video in a while, but it might be the most brilliant minute of stoner comedy I’ve ever seen.