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Countdown To Wrestlemania 29: My Predictions

April 7, 2013


The days of waiting have turned into mere hours. Wrestlemania 29 will soon be upon us. As I do every year, I present my predictions for these scripted competitions:

 Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins will defeat Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls.

 Chris Jericho will defeat Fandango.

 Mark Henry will defeat Ryback.

 The Shield will defeat Randy Orton, Sheamus, & The Big Show.

 CM Punk will defeat The Undertaker and end “The Streak.”

 Triple H will defeat Brock Lesnar.

 Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston will take the WWE Tag Team Championship from Team Hell No.

 Alberto Del Rio will retain the World Heavyweight Championship by defeating Jack Swagger.

 John Cena will claim another WWE Championship when he defeats The Rock.

(And call it a hunch, but I believe Dolph Ziggler will successfully cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase tonight and leave Wrestlemania 29 as a dual champion.)

Enjoy the show folks. I personally will be watching Wrestlemania 29 and attending a live Whitest Kids U Know show tonight. And wouldn’t you know it, I found a video that combines them both.


Wrestlemania 28: The Wait Is Almost Over

March 30, 2012


We are a mere 2 days away from what could be one of the greatest Wrestlemanias ever.  As always, here are my picks for these scripted competitions:

  • John Cena will defeat The Rock
  • The Undertaker will continue his streak to 20-0 with his victory over Triple H
  • CM Punk will lose the WWE Championship to Chris Jericho (subsequently keeping this rivalry going through at least one more pay-per-view)
  • Sheamus will claim his first World Heavyweight Championship when he pins Daniel Bryan
  • Cody Rhodes will defeat The Big Show and retain the Intercontinental Championship (and continue to inch toward Honk Tonk Man’s record for longest IC title reign)
  • Randy Orton will defeat Kane
  • Team Teddy will fall to Team Johnny (Teddy Long is in his sixties, he’s gotta retire some time)
  • Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos will beat Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres

So check out Wrestlemania 28 on Sunday and see how right I am.

It’s still real to me, dammit!

Wanna Wrassle?

April 1, 2011

Oh yeah.  It’s about that time again.  That magical time of year where I convince myself that it is acceptable to share my love of professional wrestling with the outside world.

That’s right.  It’s Wrestlemania time.  So just like I did last year, here are my predictions for these scripted competitions.

  • Kane, Big Show, Santino, and Kozlov will defeat The Corre
  • Sheamus will retain his title by beating Daniel Bryan
  • John Morrison, Trish Stratus, and “Snooki” will defeat Dolph Ziggler and Laycool
  • Rey Mysterio will beat Cody Rhodes
  • CM Punk will defeat Randy Orton
  • Jerry Lawler will beat Michael Cole
  • Undertaker will defeat Triple H
  • The Miz will hold onto the WWE Championship and beat  John Cena (probably because of interference from The Rock)
  • Edge will retain the World Heavyweight Championship by defeating Alberto Del Rio

So tune in April 3 and find out how spot-on I really am.