Posts Tagged ‘True Blood’

A Few Changes

September 9, 2010

Whew.  It’s been quite a while since I’ve updated this site; my apologies to all for my negligence, but I was busy getting married.  So, let me quickly answer all your questions.

-Yes, I’m still glad I got married.

-Yes, the wedding went well.

-No, I really don’t feel that different.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to the important stuff; and by that I could mean nothing else but the Fall television lineup.  That’s right folks, all the shows you should be watching, like It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, The League, The Office, 30 Rock, and Californication, are returning for their new seasons.  And of course, after a painstaking 18 month hiatus, Kenny Powers  will be bringing that beautiful mullet back into our living rooms with a fresh season of Eastbound & Down.  And while most of us patiently waited for Danny McBride to grace us with a second season, others felt that it was just too long of a wait.  For example…

In case you can’t tell who the guy on the right is, let me help me out.

First take away the mullet.  Then look closely and picture him with a ton of makeup, fake prosthetic breasts, and surrounded by ignorant picketing parents who are blaming him for the shooting at Columbine.  That’s right, the Antichrist Superstar himself, Marilyn Manson, may have finally been driven to a schizophrenic state by the prolonged absence of his favorite premium cable show.

Well, at least it’s not True Blood.

So settle into your couch’s ass groove and get your DVRs ready.  It’s gonna be awesome.

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June 15, 2010

With our wedding quickly approaching, Jackie and I are being forced to save money and substitute our drunken nights at the bar for quiet nights at home.  Because of this, the television has become much more important.  This has led to two separate happenings in our household.

Each of has developed our own obsession for a particular show.

Let me rephrase that.  Each of us has developed our own obsession for a particularly awful show.

As for me, I have discovered a renewed interest in watching half-naked oiled up muscular men run around and pretend to beat each other up in scripted competitions.

My fiancée, on the other hand, has developed a fixation with watching a show that falls somewhere between Beverly Hills 90210 and Twilight on the awful meter.

We keep debating about this, and no one can seem to get an edge.  So please, valued reader, help us settle an argument. Let your voice be heard and tell me…

Which is gayer?

WWE Wrestling or True Blood.