One More Day

September 4, 2013

Since professional football has not yet descended into a game of 2-hand touch, there is still (for at least one more year) a reason to be excited for the 2013 NFL season, which begins tomorrow.

My fantasy lineup is set (tentavively):
QB-Matt Ryan
WR-A.J. Green
WR-Dwayne Bowe
RB-Arian Foster
RB-Maurice Jones-Drew
TE-Tony Gonzalez
FLEX-DeAngelo Williams
K-Justin Tucker
DEF-Houston

And to top it off, I’ve moved up over 5,000 places on the waiting list for Packers’ season tickets (though this is probably due to the fact that almost 7,000 seats were added this year). Now, I have a mere 67,138 people ahead of me.

So in the meantime, while I wait to see which one comes first (Packers tickets or death), you’ll find me in front of the TV on Sundays afternoons for the rest of year (and Sunday nights, and Monday nights, and the occasional Thursday night).

WWE Superstar Darren Young Announces He’s Gay

August 15, 2013

DarrenYoung

That’s right. One half of the “Prime Time Players,” Darren Young, has come out as the first openly gay WWE wrestler on the active roster.

Most people’s immediate reaction is to wonder what Mr. Young’s fellow wrestlers and fans will think about this. Will wrestlers be comfortable sharing the ring with him? Will fans still want to see him? Will there be any backlash?

The answer, to me, seems rather simple. 99% of Darren Young’s colleagues and fans probably don’t give a shit about his sexual orientation. Unfortunately, however, that other 1% is always there. And even more unfortunately, the dumbass ramblings of that 1% will occasionally outshine everyone else.

Basically, a few morons will publicly call him a fag for the next week or so. Then no one will care.

These reactions are somewhat typical when just about anyone famous comes out as gay to the public. The main difference here, however, is that wrestling combines aspects of both sports and entertainment. This leads me to what I feel is the most interesting question of this entire situation.

Will WWE use Darren Young’s sexual orientation in the scripted storylines of the company?

My gut reaction is to say “no,” but thinking about it further brings up a lot of interesting possibilities.

Obviously, if WWE decided to bring this issue into the storyline, it would have to be handled delicately. But if Darren Young is comfortable with it, why not? First of all, WWE has been getting behind initiatives promoting tolerance and respect for quite some time. The “Be A S.T.A.R.” program is specifically designed to encourage kids to respect one another and prevent them from bullying. What better way to reinforce those values than to turn the openly gay D.Young into a fan-favorite wrestler. Secondly, hardcore wrestling fans are constantly complaining that WWE no longer pushes boundaries they way they did during the late ‘90s “Attitude Era.” And although these recent developments may not be what the fans had in mind, think of the boundaries that could be broken if executed correctly.

I know these ideas are probably far-fetched and will not happen, but everything starts somewhere. So congrats Darren Young, hopefully you got the ball rolling.

This Is Not A Book Review

August 7, 2013

IWearTheBlackHat

It’s always been extremely difficult for me to write book reviews, which is why I’ve never really done one. I’ve always considered the process of critiquing a work consisting of tens of thousands of words as quite a daunting task, specifically if I want to say something negative. After all, throughout my life I can honestly say that I haven’t really read a whole lot of bad books. And why is that? Am I just constantly picking well-written, entertaining, and informative pieces of literature? Probably not. However, I do have an idea.

In short, my theory is that when it comes to anything artistic; the more time you invest into experiencing it, the higher the probability that you will enjoy it.

For example, things like songs and paintings are at the bottom of the list. We find it quite easy to hear a song for 30 seconds or view a painting with a glance and quickly make the decision as to whether or not we like it. This is why, no matter what your taste, there’s most likely a plethora of songs and/or pieces of art that you just don’t care for.

Hovering in the middle of the spectrums are things like films and plays. We allow these pieces, which typically range from 30 minutes to a couple hours, more time to captivate us. And with this added time comes a higher chance that the film or play will grab your attention and allow you to enjoy it. I’m sure that everyone has certain films that they don’t like, but I’d be willing to bet that the percentage of movies you hate is significantly lower than the percentage of songs you hate.

And then, of course, we have books at the top of the list. Even if it’s a short read, we still invest so much time into a book that often we just can’t allow ourselves to hate it. Because hating it is admitting that all of the time spent reading it was time wasted. And when combining that with the stigma that reading a book is somehow superior to listening to music or seeing a film, it becomes increasingly difficult for us to admit that not all books are great.

It is because of the reasons above that I will not review Chuck Klosterman’s latest book, I Wear the Black Hat. Instead, I will critique his in-store book signing appearance in Milwaukee a few weeks ago.

For those who do not know, Chuck Klosterman is the only author walking the planet that I pay a significant amount of attention to. I’ve read 7 of his 8 books, dozens of articles he’s written for Grantland, and even some of the pieces he’s done as The Ethicist for the NY Times. This recent in-store signing was also not the first time I had seen Mr. Klosterman make an appearance in a Milwaukee bookstore, so I knew what to expect.

His appearances usually begin with a reading from his new book, which usually is only about 15 minutes or so. After that he answers questions (about absolutely anything) for about an hour and a half. Then, a receiving line is formed where everyone can have a few seconds to chat with Mr. Klosterman and get their book signed. I attended the event, did not ask any questions, and of course had an awkward wordless moment with the author as he signed my copy. Everything seemed pretty normal, but then I started reading the book.

I Wear the Black Hat is basically 200 pages of Chuck Klosterman analyzing the concept of villains in modern society, using examples ranging from The Eagles to O.J. Simpson to Andrew Dice Clay. If you’re familiar with any of Klosterman’s other books, there’s really no reason you wouldn’t enjoy this one. But like I said earlier, this is not a book review.

About two days after buying the book, I realized I was already about 75 pages in (which is extremely fast for me). A few days later I was hitting page 150. Everything seemed fine until I hit the one week mark. I had gotten to the last chapter of the book and come to a terrible realization:

The reading that Chuck Klosterman had done in the store was, verbatim, the last chapter of his book in its entirety.

Now I know that I Wear the Black Hat is not a work of fiction. I know there’s not going to be any kind of a Sixth Sense “Holy Fuck” moment. I also realize that the final chapter of the book serves as a good “in summation” type piece that even name drops the book’s title. But come on, man! It’s the last chapter! No matter what the subject matter of any book, I always look forward to reading the last few pages and seeing how the author goes about putting a lid on everything. And I honestly felt, in a small way, that that was taken from me.

So for as entertaining and engaging as Chuck Klosterman was at his appearance to promote I Wear the Black Hat, I must say I was a little retrospectively disappointed.

This was not a book review.


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